Give everyone you know something they’ll be proud to display on the mantle.
1. If you want to show your parents how much you love college.
2. If you still live in a dorm.
Or frat house, rather.
3. If you’re feeling poor.
4. If you’re a jazzy single.
5. If you’re single with dog.
7. If you have a single friend who’s the butt of every joke.
8. If you’re married with dog.
9. If you’re single with cat.
10. If you ARE a cat.